Oh computer…

Butt End!An extra post for today, based completely on my main PC taking a dive into the depths of hades.   This is my take (read butcher job)  on O Captain! my Captain, by…whoever wrote it originally.

 

 

 

 

O computer! my computer! our fearful trip is done,
The case has weather’d every download, the prize we sought is won,
The RIA is near, the sirens I hear, the people all downloading,
While follow links the steady torrent, the client grim and daring;
But O surge! surge! surge!
O the broken drops of components,
Where on the floor the Computer lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Computer! my Computer! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up — for you the card is f*cked — for you the PSU shrills,
For you the  hammer and ribbon’d wreaths — for you the  bin a-beckons,
For you  he calls, the  pissed  off  Dave,  his  angry face spitting,
Here Computer! dear psu!
The  death beneath your case!
It is some dream that on the floor,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Computer does not answer,  its leds are  off and still,
My psu does not feel  the charge,  it has no pulse nor will,
The  case is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor  power comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Computer lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

I know, pretty crap, but it is all I can muster given the trauma of my PC melting down when I turned it on this morning.   Monitor 2 – Dead, Graphics Card – Dead, Motherboard/CPU – Dead, PSU – Dead.  

Simply put – Technology FAIL

Damnit

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