I was making myself the hydrant until recently and that has all changed now – So all of the passworded posts have gone and I am on the hunt for material….which will put anyone that knows me on alert….Especially SP.
I have to tell you about his most recent spectacular fail.
We were out at the weekend, when a Hen party turned up at the bar…fairly early in the night. Now, there is a tradition out here, that Hen Parties (and some Stag parties) get the bride to be dressed up in some bizarre clothing and normally a T-Shirt with embarassing photos or slogans on them. It is also traditional that the bride to be (with the assistance of the hundreds of other women with them) sells various bits and bobs to fund the evenings festivities.
Things they sell range from sweets through condoms, shots and even kisses. Now most groups of this type, storm up…spend 5-10 minutes trying to persuade your group to part with cash for various things and when they either get your cash, or realise it ain’t happening, they disappear into the night.
This particular group were fairly unique, insofar as they seemed to genuinely be having a good time and decided to stick around for a laugh, well after they realised we weren’t giving them any cash. Invariably, most of them were swarming around SP like ants on a picnic table, so G and I leaned back and watched the action unfold. A pathetic attempt to get SP to remove his shirt by spilling a drink on him later and one of the party starts whispering to SP and then disappears. 5 minutes later, she is back and glaring at SP from the other side of the bar. Eventually they all leave, run back in a minute later to ask if we are staying all night and then run off again.
It turns out that this particular lovely lady was inviting SP to meet her in the toilets (not the most romantic place, but still)….he didn’t show and she got annoyed.
Later, they came back and he didn’t even notice….
SP – FAIL – Spectacular Fail some might say (yes, the capitalisation is required).
I think the funniest thing for me is, by the end of the night, SP was saying things like “There has to be some women in here somewhere”…. I don’t know if he realises what a comic genius he is sometimes.
Also, a Stag party went past on this…
Genius, it’s a fully functioning bar that everyone sat at pedals and moves along – I want one :)