I can’t think of a single thing to write about today, and it’s a slow news day (at least as far as the two news pages I visit are concerned). I suppose I could analyse a classic hit from the 70’s, 80’s or 90’s, but frankly I am tired and can’t be bothered.
There is always the, very English, discussion about weather, more specifically about how we are having summer weather right now and that I can’t quite comprehend having to open all the apartment windows and turn on the fan at night again.
I could, but I don’t have the energy.
It wouldn’t be beyond me to mention that my arrival to the train station this morning was greeted by the announcement that my train was cancelled and then arrived on-time anyway, to a confused platform of travellers. Or that, due to seating myself in a carriage further back than normal, I didn’t recognise the station before my stop…and started panicking in the (incorrect) belief that the train had, in fact, gone somewhere else.
I won’t though…I have no interest today.
I could go on a rant about exceedingly tall people getting on the train, sitting next to me and then opening a package of food that smelt like…well…rotting fish entrails. Were I to choose this route, I might mention the inexcusable method of sitting next to me with that nonsense, and then trying to take up more than his share of the seating device.
I won’t though…I can’t be arsed.
I could rail about the fat, bearded (no joke), blonde woman who sat opposite me and asked me to turn down my iPod (which was set at below human hearing levels to begin with), only to then answer her phone and talk so loud that 2 people actually moved….and the sleeping woman next to her was so startled that she dropped her bag, spilling the contents around my feet…which I (being English) had to help pick up. I might then explain that I found it interesting that this previously sleeping woman, who had the look of a New Age Kindergarten Teacher, was carrying around a pocket vibrator, a set of love eggs and a small tube of lube, right alongside her tic-tacs, gum and mobile phone. I hope she never get’s confused if her phone is set to vibrating alert.
That would require effort though, and I can’t be bothered.
You see, I arranged to start (and therefore finish) early today as CW and I have plans this evening, which meant I was up at 05:30 this morning. As a result, I am pretty tired right now and taking onboard more coffee than oxygen. I fully intend to be wide awake by 4pm and be raring to go.
Just aswell, as I intend to be very bothered about my beer this evening..but unfortunately, I can’t be bothered to write anything today.
Sorry about that.