Photo by ?N KatuM?Bird flu? Pah, I fire small BB gun pellets and knock it out of the sky. Swine flu? Don’t bother me with such trivia, I cut it into pieces and serve breaded with a nice mushroom sauce. Your pitiful animal based illnesses wouldn’t make me breathe heavily…let alone become actually ill.
What I have is far, far worse. As we speak they are setting up isolation tents all around Frankfurt. Everyone coming into and out of the city have to go through a sheep dip type affair…just to be certain that they don’t allow this thing to escape.
That’s right…I have Man-Flu. Head swimming (not in a good way), nostrils blocked, coughing up internal organs, blurred vision, headachy sort of man-flu.
This is never a good thing to happen when you just started working for a new company. Nor is it the best idea to head back into work with all of the above symptoms slamming into you with monotonous regularity.
Still, it’s gotta be better than staying at home, in bed, with CW looking after me…right? RIGHT?