So here it is, my 200th post. I guess it is a milestone of sorts…getting me to write 200 (semi) coherent things in less than two years…quite the achievment really when I think about it. I guess my teachers were right after all Not that I am prepared to find them and admit that, but still…some of the more psychically intuitive amongst them may have already sensed…well…nothing (other than the fact they are talking bollocks about this “ability”)…but I digress.
A woman in the UK has had an appeal turned down. Nothing unusual in this you may think, but you would be wrong. The appeal in question was to life a noise ban on this womans night time activities.
Click the pic to find the full story…if you can bring yourself to look at it for any length of time (cue standard paragraph from me stating that I am indeed no oil painting etc..)
Now these two people are apparently responsible for keeping an entire street awake with their “lovemaking” that is described by residents as “sounding like murder”. Apparently, noise tests were performed that showed the volume reached 47 decibels. Let’s put this in context shall we?
- A jet aircraft at 100 feet away is supposedly around 140 decibels.
- A rock concert is 120 decibels
- City traffic is 70 decibels
- Being sat next to a running dishwasher is 60 decibels
- Being sat next to a humming fridge is 40 decibels.
So, listening to one of their sessions is approximately halfway between being sat next to a dishwasher and a humming fridge… Well, that’s not too bad really is it? I feel like I have been involved in louder sessions. When I think about it, my fridge and dishwasher are both pretty quiet considering.
Until you realise that this is the volume level collected outside their home…on the ground floor (whilst they are on the upper floor). With insulation, double-glazed windows and brickwork, this is the MUFFLED volume. The real volume would have to be double…right? Which would make being in the same room as them marginally quieter than being at a rock concert (or slightly louder than a Jonas Brothers after party).
What I love about this is that she appealed claiming that she the right to respect for her private and family life. Let’s be honest here, if you can’t keep the noise below a rock concert….you are most definitely moving yourself away from privacy and into the “screw it, let’s project it onto the side of the house so people can at least see what’s happening” territory.
That all said, as embarrassing as it may seem…you just know that the bloke in this here scenario…won’t be buying any beers for a while, and may even get some proposals. The article very clearly states that the noise goes on for hours every night.
So if you get yourself a screamer…try and put SOMETHING in her mouth to shut her the hell up…or you may end up on an ASBO.
ASBOs, not just for hoodies anymore