Photo by gin soakSo today I am at work and get a message from CW…
“So who is Lisa H then?”
Confused, I trawl through the dim dark recesses of my alcohol and age addled mind for the answer…multiple searches prove to be fruitless and I am forced to concede possible senility once more.
Me: “Never heard of her, why?”
CW: “Well, a parcel just arrived from her for you”
Me: “For me? I am not expecting anything”
CW: “Yep, definitely for you, correct name and address”
Me: “Intriguing…an early pressie to open…I wouldn’t have minded if you opened it”
So I have been at work, wondering what this package could contain. Certainly, I am not expecting a thing..nothing has been ordered..no threats upon my person uttered. Damn, I need to know.
Maybe it is from a fan…a new stalker if you will. Someone that has read the blog and decided that they love Panda bear/Uncle Fester hybrids that talk bollocks in a blog. They love me so much that they have tracked me down and are now sending me their underwear and naked pictures of themselves.
Could happen…you see it all the time…well, in films at least.
Then I realised that, with my luck, if it was that…it would be from Keith in Burnley rather than Monique from Monte Carlo.
Maybe it is that cheque from the Nigerian Prince, finally giving me that money that he promised two years ago..I could be a squillionaire right now. My financial dreams all coming true.
Again though, reality sets in and I realise it is more likely to be free samples for a new Weight Loss, Hair Restoration, Viagra hybrid.
What is it, what is it, WHAT IS IT? I can’t wait to get home and find out.
The possiblilities…the mystery…the intrigue…the ***YOU HAVE A NEW MESSAGE FROM CW***
CW: “It’s that printer part you ordered 2 weeks ago for CR”
Me: “Ah…umm..yeah..I totally forgot about that”