CW just called and recommended that I look out of the window. Which I duly did (I am nothing if not good at following orders) and was greeted by a certain whiteness. Whiteness…SNOW!!! AGAIN!! This can’t be happening. I realise I made the largest mistake that a person can make last week, when I commented on how I was glad that the temperature was rising and that the snow had finally cleared….which I guess makes it my fault.
Christ, when I looked out this morning I swear I saw an angry Santa..in his pyjamas, bouncing around and trying to hang on to the sleigh for dear life, screaming at Rudolph about how it’s NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
Right..I better head off to work now, with any luck I will be able to catch a lift with sleepy Santa.