Location: Frankfurt, Germany, Europe (Where the history comes from)
Occupation: Former Fat Bastard, Current Idiot
I have lived a nomadic existence, thanks to my dad being in the British Armed Forces. I like to think of myself as widely traveled – Most people just think of me as wide….. Although not anymore, due to considerable weight loss on my part. Almost 30 kilos lost and I am less Panda like these days..
I hold the distinction of looking like Uncle Fester (or formerly a shaved Panda) but have the ability to perform a standing kick to around 6 foot 2 inches , so I rarely get told either of those things
I love all things comedic, am referred to as an Ubergeek by people that don’t know me very well.
I watch too many American TV shows, have a unbelievably large…..DVD collection.
I have 4 amazing kids, Ellen, Ethan, Zak and Brandon-Lee.
Oh, and for the ladies – I have size 13 (UK) feet, and you know what they say about men with big feet right? That’s it, you got it…..big socks