Those darn squirrels

 

Adam is in the garden of eden when suddenly he spots Eve.

They get chatting and he says

"Eve, sometimes i stick my knob in that hole in the tree."

Eve replies

"I've got a hole down here."

she then spreads her legs and adam starts kicking her between the legs. Eve says

"Ow! what are you doing adam?!?"

he replies

"just checking for squirrels!"

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