And the moral is...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.
He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmers Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to the horse, and drives the car forward and saves him.
A few days later, the chicken and the horse are playing in the meadow again and this time the chicken falls into the mud hole.
The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says,
'I think I can stand over the hole!'
so he stretches over the width of the hole and said,
'Grab my love pump and pull yourself up.'
The chicken does and hauls himself to safety.
The moral of the story is, if you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!