Randy Bull
A farmer is walking his donkey down a country road when the donkey becomes lame. Realsising that he cannot walk the poor beast for much longer he spies a farmhouse not too far distant and decides to ask for help.
The owner of the farmhouse is an undestanding chap and agrees to let the farmer stay in one of his spare rooms but explains that the donkey must share his barn with his prize bull.
The barn is small and sure enough the prize bull is there in the corner but he has the largest erection the farmer has ever seen.
" Are you sure that my donkey will be safe in here with your bull?" he asks,
" Oh, he`ll be fine. I have a large white blanket that we can drape over the donkey and I am sure that the bull will pay no attention." With this sorted they both retire to bed.
In the morning the farmer thanks his host and goes to collect the donkey. The barn door is open and the donkey has gone, but the bull remains, his erection as massive as before.
The farmer runs down the road to find his donkey. After a few minutes he spots a youth sitting by the side of the road.
"Did you see a donkey come limping past with a white blanket over it?" He asks.
" No " the youth replies, " but I did see a donkey go belting past with a little white hankey tucked up its arse!"