Name that child
A blonde goes to visit her sister and brother-in-law. Her sister is expecting her first baby and recently found out that she was having twins! So she asks the blonde to come stay with them and help them prepare for the arrival of the babies.
Unfortunately soon after her arrival, the sister and her husband are in a
bad car wreck. They are taken to the hospital where the Doctors do an emergency
c-section to deliver the twins, a boy and a girl.
Since both parents are still unconscious, the hospital staff turns to the blonde to name the babies.
Thankfully the parents wake up and rapidly recover.
When informed that her blonde sister has already named the children, the Mother turns to her sister and worriedly asks what names she picked.
The sister says, "Well, I thought about it for a long time and finally picked the name Denise for your little girl."
"That's not bad," replied the new Mother. "I like that name. What did you name the boy?"
The blonde proudly responds, "I named him De-nephew!"
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