Computer Companies - What their names COULD stand for

 

· APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

· DEC: Dump Everything and Close

· DEC: Do Expect Cuts

· HCL: Hilarious Computer Logic

· HP: Hot Pursuit

· IBM: I Blame Microsoft

· MAC: Most Absurd Computer

· MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

· MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

· NEXT: Now EXchange for Trash

· OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

· WARP: What A Rot Program

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