Computer Related Acronyms
· IBM= I Blame Microsoft · Idiots Buy Me · Idiots Building Machines · I'll Buy Macintoshes (next time...) · It Bit Me · It Built Microsoft · It's Better Manually · I've Been Mislead · I've Been Mugged ·
WINDOWS = Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed · When I Need Data Output Without Speed · While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation · Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space · Will Install Needless Data On Whole System ·
WIN = Whoppingly Immense NOP · Worm Infestation Netware ·
MS-WINDOWS NT / WINDOWS NT = My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator, Only With Some Network Technology · Well Intended, Netword De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally · WINDOWS (as a) Network Trojan