Miscellaneous Computer Acronyms

 

· AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

· BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

· CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

· COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

· DOS: Defective Operating System

· ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

· LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

· MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

· PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

· PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

· SCSI: System Can't See It

· WWW: World Wide Wait

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