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AUGUSTA, ME - Four people were injured in a string of bizarre accidents. Sherry Moeller was admitted with a head wound caused by flying masonry, Tim Vegas was diagnosed with a mild case of whiplash and contusions on his chest, arms and face, Bryan Corcoran suffered torn gum tissue, and Pamela Klesick's first two fingers of her right hand had been bitten off.

The story unfolds as follows:

Sherry Moeller had just dropped her husband off for his first day of work and, in addition to a good-bye kiss, she flashed her breasts at him. "I'm still not sure why I did it," Mrs. Moeller said later. "I was really close to the car, so I didn't think anyone would see. Besides, it couldn't have been for more than two seconds."

However, cab driver Tim Vegas did see and lost control of his cab, running over the curb and into the corner of the Johnson Medical Building.

Inside, Pamela Klesick, a dental technician, was cleaning Bryan Corcoran's teeth. The crash of the cab against the building making her jump, tearing Corcoran's gums with a cleaning pick.

In shock, Corcoran bit down, severing two fingers from Klesick's hand.

Meanwhile, Sherry Moeller ran to help Tim Vegas from the cab and was struck in the head and knocked unconscious by a falling piece of medical building masonry jarred loose by the crash.

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