Product Labels
Actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (...and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's "just" a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just keep those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (...but no peas?)
On American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (....have a lobotomy)
Sent by ShadyLdy