God Needs A Vacation

 

God decided he needed a vacation.

One of his aides suggested Venus.

"Forget it," God said. "I went there 10,000 years ago and got sunburned.

Another aide suggested Jupiter.

"No way," God replied. "I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my ass off".

A third advisor suggested Earth.

"That's the worst," God answered angrily. "I was there 2,000 years ago and they're still accusing me of knocking up some Jewish bitch!"

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