Shipwrecked Scot

 

A shipwrecked Scotsman finally washed ashore on a small island. As he regained

consciousness on the beach, he noticed a beautiful, unclad nymphet standing

over him. "Would you like some food?" shea sked.

The Scot hoarsely croaks, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week noo and

I am verra hungry!"

She disappeared into the woods and quickly came back with a heaping helping of

haggis. "Would you like something to drink?" she asked.

"Och, aye! That haggis has made me verra thirsty and I wad verra much like a

drink!"

She disappeared into the woods again and returned sometime later with a bottle

of 75-year-old single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman was beginning to think that he was in heaven! Then, the unclad nymphet leaned towards him and

said "Would you like to play around?"

"Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!"

Sent in by My Dad

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