Things you WANT to say

 

1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Do I look like a fucking people person?

4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

6. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

7. You! Off my planet!!

8. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self control.

9. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

11. And your crybaby whiny assed opinion would be...?

12. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

13. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

14. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

15. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

16. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

17. Earth is full, Go home.

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