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· Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

· Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.

· Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.

· Yo momma got a baldhead with a part and sideburns.

· Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!

· Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.

· Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

· Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.

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