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· Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.

· Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

· Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

· Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.

· Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree. ·

Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

· Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

· Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.

· Yo momma has one short leg and walks in circles.

· Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaud.

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