Is Like

· Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay

· Yo momma's like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!

· Yo mommas like the Pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!

· Yo mommas like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

· Yo momma like a TV set, even a three year old can turn her on!

· Yo mommas like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!

· Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!

· Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!

· Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!

· Yo mommas like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!

· Yo mommas like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!

· Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing

· Yo mommas like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!

· Yo mommas like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

· Yo mommas like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.

· Yo mommas like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.

· Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

· Yo mommas like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

· Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.

· Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner.....a real good suck.

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