Misc

· Yo momma wears kneepads and yells "Curb Service!"

· Yo momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

· Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

· It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!

· You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy.

· Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

· Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

· Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

· Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

· Yo momma twice the man you are.

· Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

· Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.

· Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

· Yo momma middle name is Rambo.

· Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."

· Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

· Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

· If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

· Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

· Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

· Yo momma breath smells so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

· I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

· Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

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