So Hairy

· Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

· Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!

· Yo momma so hairy she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

· Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

· Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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