So Old

· Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age and the bitch died.

· Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!

· Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!

· Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'

· Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

· Yo momma so old she's in Jesus' yearbook!

· Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

· Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

· Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

· Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.

· Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

· Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

· Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

· Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

· Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

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