So Poor

· Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

· Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

· Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

· Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

· Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

· Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

· Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

· Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

· Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

· Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.

· Yo momma so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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