So Skinny
· Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
· Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
· Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
· Yo momma so skinny that if she turns sideways and sticks out her tongues she looks like a zipper.
· Yo momma so skinny she has to bundle up 'cause of the "thin chill factor"