So Slutty

· Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!

· Yo momma's so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!

· Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!

· Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"

· Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.

· Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive

· Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.

· Yo momma so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick!

· Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.

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