So Stupid

· Your mother is so dumb she got fired from a blow job. - Sent by Kazi Hussain

· Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

· Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

· Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

· Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

· Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

· Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

· Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

· Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

· Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

· Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

· Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

· Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

· Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

· Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

· Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

· Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

· Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

· Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

· Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

· Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quail for a spell check.

· Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

· Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

· Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

· Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

· Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

· Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

· Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

· Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

· Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

· Yo momma so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

· Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

· Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

· Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

· Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

· Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

· Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

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