So Ugly
· Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
· Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
· Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it."
· Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
· Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
· Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
· Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
· Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
· Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
· Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
· Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
· Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
· Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
· Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
· Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
· Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
· Yo momma so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
· Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
· Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
· Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she tricks or treats on the phone!
· Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
· Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life · Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
· Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
· Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
· Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
· Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
· Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.